Meet the family
Stephen
- Patriarch of the family while being the most childish
- Rented a house boat without consulting Vicky
- Played D1 football but quit because of an "injury"
- Occupation: Don't worry about it
- Likes:
- Making Vicky say the word "moist"
- House boats
- Dislikes:
- People who are intolerant to other people's cultures
- The Dutch
Vicky
- Matriarch of the family
- Born in England but never mentions it
- Threatened divorce over house boat
- Occupation: Internal Re-Arranger
- Likes:
- The temperature to be between 64 and 65 degrees at all times
- Dislikes:
- Saying the word "moist"
- House boats
Kieren
- Got kicked out of Michigan
- Has counted to infinity twice
- Occupation: Daddy's Little Helper
- Likes:
- Really tight hugs
- House boats
- Dislikes:
- People who suck up to their dads
- The Dutch
Megan
- The favorite of the family
- Didn't know you needed to put laundry detergent in the washing machine
- Occupation: Pretending she's famous
- Likes:
- Jason Bateman
- Jake Gyllenhaal
- Pedro Pascal
- Etc.
- Dislikes:
- Men